Nobody says the sword and shield is a noob weapon

Honestly, what's the deal with all those guys saying "No, no, no, no, no... opposite to what people say, the sword and shield is not a noob weapon"?
No fucking body ever says that; except you, dumbass.

I don't know if "veterans since Monster Hunter Freedom Unite" used to say that back in the "I liked it before it was mainstream" age, but modern humans never say that.

Seriously, this sales pitch needs to die already.